Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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