I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
