It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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