Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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