Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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