Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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