So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
there is glitter all over my balls
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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