its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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