No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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