i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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