Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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