he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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