the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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