I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
What a dumb baby whore.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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