Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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