look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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