You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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