Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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