Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he puts the penis in happiness.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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