I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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