I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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