I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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