I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Randomize
