NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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