Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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