Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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