You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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