I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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