you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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