I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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