At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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