I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I need to stop coming to work sober
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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