Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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