apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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