Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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