But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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