just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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