My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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