found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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