Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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