question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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