hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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