Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
