If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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