I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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