We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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