Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
wow bdsm is so cute
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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