have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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