He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
