i need an iv and a liver transplant
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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