we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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