Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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