if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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