seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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