3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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